Resolved
We're all caught up on data ingestion now - thanks for your patience.
Investigating
End-to-end event processing times are beyond expected thresholds. We have several fixes underway and will provide updates shortly.
Investigating
We're looking into reports of issues with [component]. You might be seeing [symptom: slow responses / errors / timeouts / things not loading]. We're on it and will update you in 30 minutes.